efecte:

i love khloe omg….

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Anonymous asked:
Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
  • Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  • Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

soy-salaaazar:

Y no es pa presumir (;

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

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llizzzzz:

It’s always a victory when you pick up your phone from the floor and the screen is still in tact.

stelababyy:

This me

(Source: fckitstanya, via lajalisciense-xoxo)

I’m my own bae

"Note to self: every time you were convinced you couldn’t go on, you did."

(107/365)

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